The Modern Day Serenity prayer


Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work… 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wenesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember…
When I’m having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

4 comments for “The Modern Day Serenity prayer

  1. Caddo Veil
    July 14, 2011 at 11:39 am

    PS–Where did you get that picture of Me???

    • July 14, 2011 at 11:55 am

      I snapped it while you weren’t looking. :-)

      Because your email changed, your first comment needed to be approved. You are in like Flynn now. :-)

  2. Caddo Veil
    July 14, 2011 at 11:38 am

    And please help me not to kill or maim my neighbor before I learn all the loving relationship lessons which will have global benefits–

  3. netsurfer
    April 1, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    LMAO!!!

    That’s funny!

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