Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending – Maria Robinson

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will help you bury the bodies – Anonymous

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem – Anonymous

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans – John Lennon

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat – Lily Tomlin

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt – Abraham Lincoln

We are the children of our landscape; it dictates behavior and even thought in the measure to which we are responsive to it. – Lawrence George Durrell

The future ain’t what it used to ben – Yogi Berra

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest – Benjamin Franklin

You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours – Yogi Berra

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? – Anonymous

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory – Paul Fix

A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy – Benjamin Disraeli

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying – Oscar Wilde

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains; because the average man can see better than he can think
- Author Unknown

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. – Douglas Adams

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. – Author Unknown